tweaked by shayla




i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

(via a-state-of-insomnia)

If you think I’m funny now just wait til you see me drunk.

(Source: reattachment, via mrzim)


this is important

(via batsarequiet)